if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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