I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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