none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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