jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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