Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My breasts were aching with rage.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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