she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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Oh Jesus.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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