doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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