the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm both gender and math confused
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