I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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