that's an acceptable place to lick
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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