Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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