i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm both gender and math confused
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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