Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
