new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
my god I love twenty year old dicks
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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