So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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