Dual....:-)
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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