You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
accomplished twins. life is a go
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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