would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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