I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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