What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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