Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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