Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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