Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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