This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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