Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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