Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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