help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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