Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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