$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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