we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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