im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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