Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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