i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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As shirtless as possible
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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