Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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