i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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