i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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