Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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