i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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