you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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