then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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