this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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