What a fucking waste of an outfit
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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