So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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