She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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