bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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