So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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