So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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