Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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