; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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