either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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