Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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