I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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