4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
