Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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