I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
