ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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