I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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